If you believe in a mud hut in Namibia with Angelina and Shiloh for the past month have been hidden, Phil Mickelson on the 72nd Hole Winged Foot last Sunday came, slipped on a banana peel, fell sideways into the pond and drowned. He needed only par 18 to win the U.S. Open. Only. The hole was 450 yard par 4 into the wind, where the average score was over the hole in the top flight on Sunday to 5.8. The accusation against Phil is that he left his new fuck longerDriver and the 4-wood off.
Why?
He hit two fairways that day. Who says it has made a third? Johnny Miller absolutely crucified for that decision and Phil Himself crucified himself as the biggest idiot by Roberto DeVicenzo signed his scorecard incorrectly in Augusta, while the cost of the same tournament. Phil over cut his driver on the roof of the hospitality tent and kicked the ball back under control in the rough. Phil had no sickle and was caught ina large cucumber. Earlier in the round he tried to hit a 4-wood in the rough from 140 yards and whiffed. Perhaps he felt that the 4 wood had cost him enough shots that day.
Phil Mickelson had hit a good drive on 18 then and now for the next month all the bloggers in the field of golf would have been rooting for him next month, when he went to beat Liverpool for unleashing the Tiger Slam and then the real proper. Phil Mickelson is the modern Bobby Jones aka The man who broughtunheard of excitement for golf for the first time since Arnold Palmer did for the first green at Cherry Hills, or somewhere, I was not there, I was not alive, I did not.
Who says that Phil has not done on purpose? The crucifixion of Jesus does not hurt his popularity. Jesus had to go outside the temple in Jerusalem and tell all the priests to take a walk, and threaten the rule of the puppet Roman governor Pontius Pilate. He said that nothing could, or moved to Egypt, orIndia. He could have taken Paul's advice and let it be. Michelle Pfieffer would be Don Johnson and Kevin Costner on the left when it was incorporated on 18 down in Tin Cup? I am you and you are me and we are all together, we are the walrus, Coo Coo Coo Choo. Speaking of bran Pilcher, golf is like life only on a larger scale. People of all countries get along as gold on the golf course and the Olympic Games and World Cup, but Geoff Ogilvie Caddy Kim Jong Il is real lifeBand in a suicide bombing runs to and under the hospitality tent. Shout golf megalomaniac blogger, because it is being Phil Mickelson smiles an evil. Phil Mickelson smiles, his body for fear of expanding the trick, because Bob Rotella told him that this trick works, and came from a hole in it its third largest.
Then a wonderful thing. If we had listened to the global warming scientists like Stephen Hawking, instead of ExxonExecutives running the United States at the White House, Congress and Supreme Court then we would all face extinction at a level of Event - Melting permafrost in the Siberian Arctic Alaska, which will be reported immediately to the carbon leakage from the twigs and bones in the permafrost and the atmosphere 1,000 times the amount of carbon dioxide already there, and turning the Arctic in summer in Phoenix. The Arctic and Antarctic ice will soon melt completely and the earthan ocean rising 50 feet and Denver is structured on the main beach. You might think, reading the blog of golf, Phil Mickelson had led in 911, the war in Iraq, global warming and betrayed Jesus Christ.
Let's look at the deepest roots of what is really happening here. We all have a killer instinct. We need to kill animals to eat in the jungle for five million years. We had other tribes on the floor, kill to survive. We are all racists. People admit tohave a killer instinct, but which are not racist. Whites have not had a heavyweight champion in boxing for 75 years. They had to invent once won the title of Rocky Balboa, the 5th Shaq and Michael took over basketball. Barry Bonds and Hank Aaron became baseball. Tiger Woods has taken golf and married a Swedish supermodel to boot. The white male ego is such that now, Sigmund Freud, Bob Rotella, and a case of Prozac could not heal the wounded. Then there's Phil Mickelson andare white men to feel that maybe, just maybe, I'm not completely useless. And then it blows. He blows a chance to win the Slam. Then all our repressed fears and concerns about Al Qaeda and Bin Laden and trillion-dollar deficits and global warming and Twin Towers were imploded like a flood washing Phil Mickelson the Indian Ocean tsunami blogosphere.
The sick thing in golf is that no matter how successful we are in real life, we retain our self-esteemOn the right, our latest guests. It is not Geoff Ogilvie knows? It does not have the best chips on the 17 because Tom Watson? Yes, but he is not American. He was not the great white hope of the legend. Watch Monty? The Americans hated him, only the United Kingdom until they joined them in Iraq. Now I'm loving him. Monty is 18 tied for the lead in the middle of the fairway 160 meters for 10 minutes using a 6-iron. At the last minute a thought crosses his mind that he is the adrenaline of a further 20Shipyards will turn into a 7-iron from 20 yards out in the trash quick and does the same double-bogey as Phil had he remained with 6 iron he would hit her hard and normal fade by Tom Weiskopf in the growing range of Phil Mickelson . What was Jim Furyk out there, the sauce? He avoided his 5 footer on 18 times more than Sergio Garcia used his club and then strangled regrip the 5 foot putt that would have put him in the playoffs. Is there any point to anyis not it? Yes We fine without a car for five million years, we know that if we go on instinct, but we continue to drive SUV that gets 9 miles per gallon to keep. People are more intelligent and less intelligent species on the planet. It would be a panda hit driver?
The Temple of Love - The World Peace Religion makes peace between Christianity and Islam and Judaism together all the other countries and they all live in the first step towards peace in the world. This is aGood thing, because as everyone knows, the nuclear scientists, including Dave Pelz, Phil's short game coach Nuclear World War 3 and its consequences nuclear winter then ultraviolet summer will have exactly zero survivors and we are now in a world war, in the case which are not involved because they realized too busy blogging about what Phil Mickelson had was an idiot.
The good news is that the temple of love is the first religion in the foreground figures in golf. I do not even believe inGod Just the rules of nature in stone by the will of God even if golfers follow carved in the legend of Bagger Vance. You can not break the rules of nature, but if you break your back. We are too technical for a nuclear world war 3 progressed. Like Monty, we have outwitted. All we are saying is give peace a chance. We are on the golfers in the world to call people in the world lead away from World War to ensure the safety of world peace.
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